Oct 17, 2013 / 24 notes

Y’ALL. THIS PERSON EXISTS.

highlights:

"i want every girl to have a soothing experience" - like a smooth jazz orgy?

"i would like to go out and have different experiences together like … six flags … secret nightclub parties" OH SHIT SON! Six flags?!?! *~sEcReT pArTiEs~*!!!!! Well why didn’t you just say so?!

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST PART: “right now this fantasy doesn’t exist, but i do know what i want and i know if i’m patient and take one step at a time then i can work towards meeting that goal. it will take work, effort and time which i don’t mind putting in. after all its not easy being a guy.” 

OMG Y’ALL, BEING A GUY IS SOOOOO HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO SEDUCE MULTIPLE WOMEN TO JOIN YOUR HAREM AND GO TO SIX FLAGS WITH YOU.

also, I’m confused, is his name 'yolo' or was that just a last line that's missing punctuation?

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  5. harold-christ-archive said: grossssssss
  6. metababies said: Nobody wants to have sex for 6 hours straight. That ain’t impressing anyone.
  7. goodcharlotteofficial said: omg
  8. loscannbruthmar said: omg gross!
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